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Some Advantages To Turning 65
People no longer consider you a hypochondriac.
Your assorted joints can forecast weather changes.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
can't remember them.
In a hostage situation you're likely to be released
first.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter
who walks in the room.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
You can sing along with elevator music.
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