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Texting Codes For Seniors
Since more and more Seniors are texting and
tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC
(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior
Discounts, this is the code for you.....
ATD:
At The Doctor's
BFF:
Best Friend Fell
BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:
Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI:
Driving While Incontinent
FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was
FYI:
Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:
Got Heartburn Again
HGBM:
Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:
Living On Lipitor
LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL...
CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing.... And Can't Get
Up
SGGP:
Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL:
Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:
Where's The Prunes?
WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA:
Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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