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Texting Codes For Seniors
 
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you.....
 
ATD: At The Doctor's
 
BFF: Best Friend Fell
 
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
 
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
 
CBM: Covered By Medicare
 
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
 
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
 
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
 
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
 
FYI: Found Your Insulin
 
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
 
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
 
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
 
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
 
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
 
LOL: Living On Lipitor
 
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
 
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
 
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
 
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing.... And Can't Get Up
 
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
 
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
 
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
 
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
 
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
 
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
 
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
 
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
 
 

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