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Why Men Aren't
Hired to be Advice Columnists
A
newspaper opened an advice column called "Dear
Walter", since they were not able to find a female
columnist and advisor similar to the late, but still
beloved, Abby (Dear Abby).
Here
is what happened:
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The
other day I set off for work leaving my husband in
the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone
more than a few hundred yards down the road when my
engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I
walked back home to get my husband's help.
When
I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in
my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing
my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have
been married for twelve years.
When
I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had
dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his
own underwear. But when I asked him about the make
up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been
wearing my clothes for six months.
I
told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go
from his job six months ago and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the
ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I
don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you
please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs.
Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a
short distance can be caused by a variety of faults
with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the
jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the
inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves
the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself
is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter
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