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These are actual
excerpts from student science exam papers:
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ
of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing
cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to
because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes
and caterpillers.
The process of turning steam back into water again
is called conversation.
The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a
flame in a test tube.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know
what you are talking about.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection
against insects.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down
on them and makes them perspire.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more
than it can hold.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is
called an obscene triangle.
When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood
you get a glacier.
For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle
it gently back and forth.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down
over the nose.
For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration
until the patient is dead.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably
carbon monoxide.
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