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Out of the Mouths
of Babes
"If
falling in love is anything like learning how to
spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -
Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for
your life." -John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow
or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to
be so painful." - Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has
something to do with how you smell. That's why
perfume and deodorant are so popular." - Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but
baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
me a wife." - Tom, age 5
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets them interested enough to go
for a second date." - Mike, age 10
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when
Dinosaurs is on television." - Jill, age 6
"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds
somebody else who has freckles too." - Andrew, age 6
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind.
That's what I'll do. I'll find a man who is kinda
tall and kinda handsome." - Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.
I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
- Kenny, age 7
"One of you should know how to write a check.
Because even if you have tons of love there is still
going to be a lot of bills." - Ava, age 8
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy
might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll
take you for a whole life, or at least until we have
kids and get divorced'." - Anita, age 9
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding
fourth grade hard enough." - Regina, age 10
"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try
more than once to find a live one." - Angie, age 10
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness
and illness together." - Marion, age 10
"Being single is better... for the simple reason
that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of
course, if I did get married, I'd figure something
out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over
for some coffee and diaper changing." - Kirsten, age
10
"Love is foolish... but I still might try it
sometime." - Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide
from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was
five, but the girls keep finding me." -Dave, age 8
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