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The Boss's Basic Rules
Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a
subordinate may be right, Rule 1 becomes immediately
operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he/she rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he/she is delayed
elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his/her work; his/her
attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his/her
office; he/she studies.
Rule 7: The Boss never takes advantage of his/her
secretary with extra work. He/she educates her.
Rule 8: The Boss is always chief, even in his/her
bathing togs.
Rule 9: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with
an idea of his own must leave the office with the
boss's ideas.
Rule 10: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail
to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.
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