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Bumper "Snickers"
Life
Is Short - Break Some Rules
Like
A Roll of Toilet Paper - Life Goes Faster near The
End.
I'm
Retired - Go Around Me!
I
Made It Over The Hill And All I Got Was This Damn
Sticker.
I
Didn't Retire - I Surrendered.
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From
The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Ax Me About Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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