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We
have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog...
Dorothy
Time is what keeps everything from happening at
once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute
of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off
NOW.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited
inventory.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they
appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count &
those who can't.
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