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More Bumper Stickers
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stressed out and no one to choke!
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my
hand.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
Caution: I drive like you do.
Forget about world peace. Visualize using your turn
signal.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
trade!
Help Wanted - Telepath. You know where to apply.
How far can you open your mind before your brains
fall out?
I fish! Therefore, I lie.
Karaoke. Ancient Japanese for: Tone Deaf
Lead me not into temptation. I know my way.
Milk Sucks. Got Beer?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your
life.
Only Borrow Money from Pessimists. They Don't Expect
it back.
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
Save California! When you leave take someone with
you.
Thank you for keeping this a work-free
environment.
To err is human. To really foul things up
requires computers.
Veni Vidi Velcro: I came, I saw, I got stuck.
Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other Chinese
words)
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