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Caddy Comments
Golfer: "I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that
long?"
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5
iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the
world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much
of a coincidence."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer
golf."
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any
day."
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played
on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an
hour ago."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off,
sir."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on
this course."
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth.
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