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You Might Be a Caffeine Addict if.....
1. You think sleep is for the weak.
2. The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
3. You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
4. You've ever carried your coffee cup into the
shower with you in the morning.
5. It's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of
coffee.
6. You regard the fact that your hands are shaking
as a good sign.
7. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction
to the smell of coffee.
8. Your heart rate is always in triple digits.
9. Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are
made of.
10. You wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to
JOLT.
11. You can name the five flavors of JOLT.
12. You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the
coffee.
12. You have to drink some form of caffeinated
beverage just to sleep.
14. Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your
alarm clock is in the kitchen.
15. You've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat
for Lent before, but can't make it 40 days without
caffeine.
16. You've ever used the airplane's Call button just
to get a coffee refill.
17. Your heart only beats twice an hour and your
eyes won't shut anymore.
18. Your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee."
19. You have on more than one occasion snorted
instant coffee.
20. You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee
grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
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