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10 Things A Cat Thinks About
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans
make noise with their mouths?
3. Why doesn't the government do something about
dogs?
4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did
he have ULTERIOR motives?
5. Hmmm... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve
cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs
to do anything for us?
6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can
opener.
8. Would humans have built a vast and complex
civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given
them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the
first place?
9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play
finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!
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