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If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank
this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in that time management course you sent
me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You
probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping
at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!"
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