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The Rules of Eating Chocolate
1. If you've got melted chocolate
all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange
slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as
many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat
it in the parking lot.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat
less.
5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on
top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights,
and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect
themselves.
6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and
white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they
actually counteract each other?
7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger.
9. Q: Why is there no such organization as
Chocoholics Anonymous? A: Because no one wants to
quit.
10. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of
things to do today. That way, at least you'll get
one thing done.
11. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that
handy?
12. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will
keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your
chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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