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You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...
 
 
* You ski uphill.

* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

* You speed walk in your sleep.

* You answer the door before people knock.

* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

* You sleep with your eyes open.

* You watch videos in fast-forward.

* You can snap a picture of yourself, eight feet away without using the timer.

* You lick your coffeepot clean.

* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

* You chew on other people's fingernails.
 

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