A lighter look at life - mySeniorSite Humor

Teacher's Picks - Each year, teachers from across the country submit their favorite analogies and metaphors from student essays. For your amusement, here are this year's picks

"Late Night" Wisdom Part 9

"Late Night" Wisdom Part 8

Middle Age Fashion Guidelines - a look at some bad fashion combinations.

And The Answer Is.... - Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more.

Spelling Bloopers - Here are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in newspapers, publications and various emails. See if you can catch the goofs.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes - even more clean jokes!

"Late Night" Wisdom Part 7

Guess Your Age? - Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home...

Late Night Wisdom - More classic "wisdom" from the late night talk shows.

New Year's Origins - Do you know the origins of New Year's? Test your knowledge with this quiz.

The Christmas Card Oops!

You Know You Are Too Old to trick or treat when....

Why Men Aren't Advice Columnists - Here's what happened when a newspaper recently hired a man to replace Dear Abby!

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes - more clean jokes!

Dear Abby - I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

More 'Late Night' quotes - from your favorite talk show hosts.

Did They Get the Job? - actual resume goofs!

More Celebrity Quotes - Quotes from late night hosts and other celebrities.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Signs You're getting too old to drive

Do You Remember When - it was a different time and maybe less complicated!

New Music For Boomers - Some of our old favorites have now been re-released on a new album.

Late Night Quips! - In case you missed them earlier, here's a few notable quotes from the late night show hosts.

The Wisdom of Children - Kids often have a refreshing (and hilarious) view on life.

Mid-life Fashion Blunders! - These combinations do not present well.

Natural Highs - Sometimes life has a way of giving you a warm and fuzzy feeling when you least expect it.

Late Night Wisdom - from Leno, Letterman and O'Brien

Completely Useless Facts - you simply cannot live without.

Conspiracy Against Seniors - Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is further away.

Celebrity Quips! - more humorous takes on the world and life in general.

Retarded Grandparents - A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.

Almost Right! - These are actual excerpts from student science exam papers.

Mile High Comedians - Pilots and flight attendants sometimes try and add a bit of humor to the flying experience.

Flubbed Headlines - These are actual headlines. Can you figure out what the writers were trying to say?

Late Night Quotes - in case you missed them, here's some notable quotes from late night talk show hosts.

The College Entrance Exam - Take a look at this hilarious college entrance exam for student athletics.

The Age Test - Take a few minutes to try this; you may be surprised by the results.

No Nursing Home For Me! - Why sit in a nursing home when you can be catered to and see the world.

Baby Boomer Song Lyrics - Several 1960's popular artists have changed their song lyrics to fit our age.

Differences Between Men & Women - here's a few of the many differences between the sexes.

Celebrity Quotes - Humorous takes on the world and life in general.

Bumper Snickers - They are often an expression of a person's style. Here's some that will make you snicker

Ahoy Matey! - The real meanings of some of the common terms used by sailors.

Little Known Anatomy Facts - Useless facts that make great conversation fillers.

Predictions That Missed the Mark - From telephones to computers, these visionaries were completely off-base in their predictions.

An Elephant Tale - While on a holiday, a man came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

Quips & Questions - Sometimes we need to take a simple look at life.

Why Do They Drive Like That? Here is our simple guide to differentiating drivers.

Tickle Your Funnybone - Give your day a kick-start with these funnies!

Helpful Tips To Make Life Simple - Apparently someone has tried these.

Hidden Meanings - Many words and phrases in the English language have hidden meanings.

Church Newsletter Bloopers - It's amazing what a little proof-reading would have prevented.

And Now You Know! - Trivia and other useful (or useless) facts that you really need to know.

Product Warnings

We're not sure why but here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

Think About It!

Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

Crazy Classifieds

They should have proof read these ads before they were published!

Don't Let It Get You Down

Aging - you can't stop it so you may as well look on the bright side.

Are You Losing it?

As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert so here's a private test to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

Words of Wisdom

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather - peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

The Moral of the Story

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

The Perils of Aging - One Man's Story

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.

Instructions for Life

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Remember the Hollywood Squares

If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes.

Priceless Grandparent Stories

After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

It was so much harder in the good old days

The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had it "in the old days."

Observations about growing older.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Is being old so bad?

The other day a young lady asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old.

The theory of life!

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

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