|
|
| |
|
|
| |
A
Cowboy's Guide to Life
Never squat with yer spurs on.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can
chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n
you think.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
over and put it back in your pocket.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When
you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to
do is stop diggin'.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're
out of good whiskey.
Good judgment comes from experience; experience
comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or
a person, don't be surprised if they learn their
lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready
to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
'n puttin' it back in.
Always take a good look at what you're about to
eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but
it's critical to know what it was.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
|
|
Click
here for more humor |
|
 |
|
|
|
It's easy to stay up to date on the things that interest you. Just
