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Things Not to Say on a First Date
"I
really don't like this restaurant that much, but I
wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it
expired."
"No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not
good to mix alcohol and penicillin."
"I used to come here all the time with my ex."
"I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it
wouldn't hurt to consider it."
"Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he
doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every
hour."
"I really feel that I've grown in the past few
years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone
like you a second look."
"I know you said you don't eat anything with a face.
But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if
you ask."
"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most
people I date just won't be as smart as I am."
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