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Doctor Reports
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies
on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd
day it disappeared completely.
3. The patient has been depressed ever since she
began seeing me in 1993.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She
also appears to be depressed.
5. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
6. Healthy appearing decrepit 99 year-old male,
mentally alert but forgetful.
7. The patient refused an autopsy.
8. The patient has no past history of suicides.
9. Patient has left his white blood cells at another
hospital.
10. Patient's past medical history has been
remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight
gain in the past three days.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia
for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and
sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for
most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our
Car for physical therapy.
20. The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
21. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
22. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank,
who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
23. Patient has two teenage children, but no other
abnormalities.
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