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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves About Humans
Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog
Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
Any trick balancing food on my nose.
Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why
did you buy carpet?
Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
know why we chew your stuff up when you are not
home.
Taking me to the vet for "The big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
Doggie Sweaters.
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a
dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
chain.
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