Drivers: How to Tell
Where They're From
1. One
hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting
across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator,
gun on lap: LOS ANGELES
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: SASKATOON, but driving in
TORONTO
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on
accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back
seat: QUEBEC CITY
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on
wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio
game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in
traffic: VANCOUVER
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the brake and
both feet on the accelerator, throwing McDonald's bag
out the window: RED DEER
10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in
rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails
attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left
lane with the left blinker on: VICTORIA
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt
scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess
Who on 8 track playing "Share The Land", hockey
equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights
for snow removal equipment to finish clearing
intersection: WINNIPEG
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone
tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute,
head alternating between screaming at kids in the back
seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while
maneuvering through a Tim Horton's drive thru for
breakfast: MISSISSAUGA
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