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Some Thoughts On
Exercise
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when
she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where she
is!
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to
show up.
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain
figures out what I'm doing.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our
body.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my
glass.
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