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You Might Be A Farmer If....
Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
You convince your wife that an overnight,
out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a
garden hose before your wife would let you in the
house.
You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed
population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you
rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's
birthday.
You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you
greased a piece of equipment.
You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
You have driven off the road while examining your
neighbor's crops.
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