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Things You'll Never Hear a Father Say
Well
how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to
stop and ask for directions.
You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll
be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won't that be
fun?
I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up
yours" attitude. I like that in a young person!
Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO
CRAZY!
What do you mean you want to play football? Figure
skating not good enough for you, son?
Your mother and I are going away for while. You
might want to consider throwing a party.
Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.
Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know
- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed
to the mechanic's and pay whatever they ask.
No son of mine is going to live under this roof
without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and
lets get to the mall.
Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty
of money for you to spend.
Father's Day? Ah - don't worry about that - it's no
big deal.
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