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Signs You're Getting Older
You got cable for the Weather
Channel
If a young girl looks at you, you check to make sure
you remembered to put on your pants.
When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip
out…and you can't get it back around.
Most women you know under 40 put you in the "Friend
of my Father" class.
Restaurants stop asking to see your senior discount
card.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even
realize it.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter
who walks into the room.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to
someone's lawn.
Your joints are more accurate than the National
Weather Service.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
can't remember them either.
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