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You Know You Work
For Government When...
The process becomes more
important than the product.
You don't see anything
wrong with attending a meeting on a
subject you know nothing about.
You
feel you contributed to the meeting just
by being there.
You
stop raising issues/problems because you
know you will be the one answering them.
You fly
first class across the country to attend
a conference with 100+ people to discuss
the fact that the project does not have
enough money.
You
work for an acronym, on an acronym, and
you job title is an acronym.
You
understand the rationalization of an
acronym composed of acronyms.
You
know the location of a meeting is
directly related to its importance.
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A
meeting at Fort Nelson requires a
subordinate or a contractor.
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The
same meeting at Banff requires your
personal attention.
You've
sat at the same desk for 3 years, done
the same thing for 3 years, but have had
3 different business cards.
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