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What The New Job
Lingo Really Means
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY - We have
no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to
expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the
real daring guys wear earrings.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months
behind schedule on your first day.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and
some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you
around.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality
control.
CAREER-MINDED - Female applicants must be childless
(and remain that way).
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our
call for resumes is just a legal formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE
- You'll need it to replace three people who just
left.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into
a company in perpetual chaos.
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the
responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or
respect.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates,
you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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