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The Michaels
family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the
North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor
dispute between the United States and Canada for generations.
Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday,
lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I
just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to
an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided
that our land is really part of the United States. We have the
right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you
think?"
"What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them right
now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another
one of them Canadian winters!"
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Secret Code
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still
live," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his
own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
"370HSSV-0773H"
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his
aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could
solve it so it went to the CIA, on then to the NSA, then to the
Secret Service. With no clue as to it's meaning, they
eventually asked Canada's RCMP for help.
The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!"
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