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Signs Found in Kitchens
1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has
had it!
2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here!
3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat
too!
4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer, do it
yourself!
6. I clean house every other day.... Today is the
other day!
7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can
opener!
9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed
it!
10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
11. COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
13. If you don't like my standards of
cooking...lower your standards.
14. You may touch the dust in this house...but
please don't write in it!
15. Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess,
Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look
like this: Some days it's even worse.
16. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this
kitchen is delirious.
17. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and
cheap.
18. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy
refrigerator.
20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for
they shall never cease to be amused.
21. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
22. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
23. Countless number of people have eaten in this
kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
24. My next house will have no kitchen --- just
vending machines.
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