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Puns About The Law
Lawyers wear law suits.
Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him
just-ice.
A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to
get his fax straight.
A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find just
cause for sour milk in a dairy case?
A detective likes to have a brief case.
The detective who went to investigate a burned down
post office figured that it must be blackmail.
There are many judges who would like to acquit
smoking.
Old judges never die, they just slur their
sentences.
A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.
If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in
the middle of a sentence, it's a judge.
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