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Laws of Life
Murphy's First Law for Wives:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the
store and then you add one more as an afterthought,
he will forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation, the
more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on
your take-home pay.
Miller's Law of Insurance:
Insurance covers everything except what happens.
First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to
be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
Weiner's Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross-references.
The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you
planned to eat on the way home from the market is
hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
Lampner's Law of Employment:
When leaving work
late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work
early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
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