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More Laws Of Life
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your
husband to pick up five items at the store and then
you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget
two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less
important you are to the corporation, the more your
tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough
to increase your taxes and just small enough to have
no effect on your take-home pay.
Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers
everything except what happens.
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what
you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be
doing something else.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers,
only cross-references.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to
eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the
bottom of the grocery bag.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late,
you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early,
you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
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