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Middle Age Fashion
Guidelines
Many of us (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering
near 50) are quite confused about how we should
present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of
image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be
avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A
pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirt and support hose
5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly ring and a gall bladder scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirt and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your
mind when you shop!
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