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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Help From The
Movies
1. Most people keep a scrapbook of
newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their
family or friends has died in a strange boating
accident.
2. If being chased through town, you can usually
take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade at
any time of the year.
3. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will
wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing
around in a threatening manner until you have
knocked out their predecessor.
4. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one
stick of French bread.
5. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing
there is someone in the control tower to talk you
down.
6. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always
burst into flames.
7. The ventilation system of any building is a
perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of
looking for you in there and you can travel to any
other part of the building without difficulty.
8. All single women have a cat.
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
officer, it will not be necessary to speak the
language. A German accent will do.
10. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to
speak English to each other.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for
their family every morning, even though the husband
and children never have time to eat them.
12. A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries
to clean his wounds.
13. During all police investigations, it will be
necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
14. A detective can only solve a case once he has
been suspended from duty.
15. It is always possible to park directly outside
the building you are visiting.
16. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
17. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this
will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought
down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity
18. If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy
to find him. Just relax and run a bath.
19. Police departments give their officers
personality tests to make sure they are deliberately
assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
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