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Murphy's Laws Of Work
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a
kick in the pants.
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and
carry a clipboard.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning
of a cocktail hour.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look
worried.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly
when the repairman arrives.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it
makes it worse.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at
the end of the month than you did before.
You will always get the greatest recognition for the
job you least like.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get
done.
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