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High School Music
Test Answers
Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high
school any more. Following are actual answers from
students on music tests...
The principal singer of nineteenth century opera
was called pre-Madonna.
Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing
the same lines.
Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't
know exactly what they sounded like because there
are no known descendants.
Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the
Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's
Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and
Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.
Music sung by two people at the same time is called
a duel; if they sing without music it is called
Acapulco.
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies
sing.
Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one
between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.
Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical
compositions and had a large number of children. In
between he practiced on an old spinster which he
kept up in his attic.
Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of
piano concerti.
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