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Cards You Will
Never See In Hallmark
1.
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one
likes your wife."
2. "How could two people as beautiful you have such
an ugly baby?"
3. "I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love. After having met you, I've changed
my mind."
4. "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I
never believed in Hell til I met you."
5. "Looking back over the years that we've been
together, I can't help but wonder: What was I
thinking?"
6. "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
that you're not here to ruin it for me."
7. "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope
it's your sister."
8. "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts
you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
9. "Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never
knew what evil was before this!"
10. "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you
go, I would like to you to take this knife out of my
back. You'll probably need it again."
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