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Truths About Growing Older
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is
optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can
do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking chair that you once got
from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
beautician.
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