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Quotes From The Political Sector
(Note: we aren't picking on US politicians. These
would be just as funny if said by Canadian
politicians!)
I
resent your insinuendoes."
"No man is an Ireland."
"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will
remain the same."
"We're going to have the best-educated American
people in the world."
"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his
grave."
"We do not have censorship. What we have is a
limitation on what newspapers can report."
"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have
one of the lowest crime rates in the nation."--
Marion Berry
"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."
"To be demeanored like that is an exercise in
fertility."
"I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."
"If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to
be there."
"When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."
"Let's do this in one foul swoop."
"I want to thank each and every one of you for
having extinguished yourselves in this session."
"We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
that booger."
"The average age of a 7-year-old in this state is
13."
"We have a permanent plan for the time being."
"Family planning has many misconceptions."
"The people in my district do not want this highway
bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the
city."
"My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."
"As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a
nuclear suppository in our state."
"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone
who knows what he's talking about."
"People planning on getting into serious accidents
should have their seat belts on."
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