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Ponder This...
Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. If
unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been
sick and unable to clean.
NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from
earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose
they know that we don't?
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it
was put up.
The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee
is spilled coffee.
My husband has suggested a candlelight dinner at
home for our anniversary. Is he being romantic or
just cheap?
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the
breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the
lawn mower is broken.
There are two types of roads in our country. One is
under construction and the other is under repair.
When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken
for patience.
What will today's younger generation tell their
children they had to do "without"?
People never grow up; they just learn how to act in
public.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Never trust a story that has been told more than
twice.
If something is confidential, it will be left in the
copier machine.
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