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Predictions That Missed the Mark
 
“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
- Charles H. Duell, an official at the U.S. Patent Office, 1899.
 
“By 1985 machines will be capable of doing any work man can do.”
- Herbert A. Simon, of Carnegie Mellon University, a founder of the field of artificial intelligence, speaking in 1965.
 
“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?”
- H.M Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927.
 
“Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.”
- Grover Cleveland, U.S. President, 1905.
 
“It will be gone by June.”
- Variety, passing judgment on rock ‘n’ roll in 1955.
 
“With over 15 types of foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn’t likely to carve out a big share of the market for itself.”
- Business Week, August 2, 1968.
 
“Computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1.5 tons.”
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
 
“This case is a loser.”
- Johnnie Cochran, on soon-to-be client O.J. Simpson’s chance of winning, 1994.
 
“Flight by machines heavier than air is impractical (sic) and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.”
- Simon Newcomb; The Wright Brothers flew at Kittyhawk 18 months later.
 
“Radio has no future.”
- Lord Kelvin, Scottish mathematician and physicist, 1897.
 
“We stand on the threshold of rocket mail.”
- U.S. postmaster general Arthur Summerfield, 1959.
 
“This ‘telephone” has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.”
-A memo at Western Union, circa 1878.
 
“What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches.”
The Quarterly Review – March 1825

 

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