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Real Signs and Advertisements


Signs In a clothing store:
  
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In the window of general store:

"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"

In an Ontario cemetery:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

On a local highway:

"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

From the safety information card in an airline seat pocket:

"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member."

On a repair shop:

"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

On a delicatessen wall:

"Our best is none too good."
 
 
 

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