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Real Signs in Shop Windows
Sign In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In the window of a Saskatchewan general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come
here?"
In an Ontario cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from
any but their own graves."
On a Nova Scotia highway:
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this
road is impassable."
From the safety information card in America West
Airline seat pocket:
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read
this card, please tell a crew member."
On a BC shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest
possible prices and workmanship."
On a delicatessen wall:
"Our best is none too good."
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