|
|
| |
|
|
| |
New Year Resolutions You Can Keep
Are you sick of making the same
resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why
not promise to do something you can actually
accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can
use as a starting point:
Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Read less. Makes you think.
Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Spend more time at work.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out
more.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: Bring back disco.
Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud
stereo system.
Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic
words.
Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a
chain or rope for a belt.
Get further in debt.
Break at least one traffic law.
Associate with even worse business clients.
Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep
track of them.
Wait around for opportunity.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my faults.
Never make New Year's resolutions again.
|
|
Click
here for more humor |
|
 |
|
|
|
It's easy to stay up to date on the things that interest you. Just
