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Retarded
Grandparents!
After Christmas, a teacher asked her
young pupils how they spent their holiday away from
school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma
and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house
but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida.
Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted
green to look like grass.
They ride around on their
bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know
who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a
wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all okay now, and do exercises there,
but they don't do them very well.
There is a
swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and
down with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little
old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody
can escape. Sometimes they sneak out.
They go
cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks,
they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing
every night: Early Birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the
doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food
back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to
earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I
can be retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their
grandchildren.
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