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Having a Little Christmas Shopping Fun
Randomly put cans of cat food in
peoples carts when they are not looking.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute
intervals
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the
restrooms
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in house
wares," and see what happens
Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn
them all off and turn the volumes to 10
Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift
wrap
Put M&M's on layaway
Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others
you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from
the bedding department
When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera and use it as a
mirror while you pick your nose
Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full
scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon
Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible"
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front
In the auto department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
assume the fetal position an scream "NO! NO! It's
those voices again"
Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them
you don't get out much and would they put one of
those little umbrellas in it.
Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey we're
out of toilet paper in here!"
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