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Strange And Funny
Signs
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2
business."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at
your cervix."
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit
please back in."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband
fixed."
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call
your plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we
pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a
leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our
stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on
your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if
you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you
will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be
hungry, come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive
carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for
little grills."
At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a
leak.
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