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You Know You're From a Small Town If.......
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in
the middle of a dirt road.
You schedule parties around the schedule of
different police officers, since you know which ones
would bust you and which ones wouldn't- same goes
with the game warden.
You ever went cow tipping or snipe hunting.
You could never buy cigarettes because all the store
clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old
they'd tell your parents anyhow).
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring
town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after
graduation.
You don't give directions by street names or
directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go
two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses
left of the track field).
The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and
you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or
"snooty", but is actually just like your town.
Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as
the "rich people."
The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up
on the trend two years later.
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy
Queen or the feed store.
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor
through town.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the
summer to get stronger.
The city council meets at the coffee shop.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
Your teacher calls you by your older siblings names.
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