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From The World Of Sports
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson
on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do
what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to
copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about
the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or
1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd
run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt
Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over
Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his
coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets
us wear earrings."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of
Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no
matter how long it takes."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You
guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a
circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up
again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone
expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison
for three years, not Princeton."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan
training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's
a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning
regardless of what time it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball
player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he
appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting
a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
or an aunt."
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former
player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is
it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't
know and I don't care."
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