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Things You Don't Want To hear In A Tattoo Parlor
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are two O's in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle
dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else
named Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of
room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this
before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat
make a nice waving effect."
"Oops ... "
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